thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

(via amandapleasestop)



broadwayfairy:

sick…

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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IT IS COMING

(via pizza)



suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via pizza)



nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via sorry)



hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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(via sorry)



discomforted:

closuring:

pleasunt:

posinq:


More CRAZY facebook posts here! You won’t believe your eyes.

this list is so funny, im so glad i’m a tumblr user lmaooo

the stupidity of some of these, this is so funny

I CANT BREATHE OMG

some people on facebook are so stupid omfg

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via zachles)



urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via zachles)



plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via zachles)



aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy, via how-punk-of-you)



asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via leopard-cub)